"Well, you're already the ass, so I guess I can only be boring. And how are you going to be more boring? I don't think it's possible."

Of course he's not noticing Tommy's absolute dread with what is going on. After all, Teddy's nose is better. The pheromones subtly lacing the air? He is overly vulnerable to them. The way he's just desperate to touch? His brain just justifies that as fear and loneliness and already being tactile. So he's just being him.

"I'm better there's a bathroom closet around somewhere. No way a room this spotless is meant for people just going anywhere in."