Tommy frowned and then shook his head. "No. But I can usually find him." He could ask Wanda, if he had to. She could almost always find them when she wanted to. Tommy didn't like to ask anyone in his weird ass family for favors often - it always felt like if he did, it might come back to bite him in the ass later. But if Teddy was this freaked out and if Billy had said something about kidnapping, then Tommy didn't mind doing it.
He started to say that and then stopped, some sense warning him. But when he recognized the sound of someone too-close and went to get up and race to confront them, he found that his legs went right back out from under him. An odd smell hit his nose. Gas his brain told him. Something that knocked him out, since he was fighting for consciousness already, saw Teddy starting to slump too. Tommy was super powered and had speed. Most gases like this didn't hit him at all, or if it did, it didn't last for longer than a few seconds. But he didn't feel anything coming back, breathing labored and strange. "Ted," he managed to say, apologetic and croaked. He was fast - he should have been faster than whatever the fuck this was.
As he started to black out, Tommy saw figures moving in, large and vaguely humanoid, but definitely not human, some kind of field of interference keeping Tommy from even making out their exact features. He was stopped from even trying as his eyes got too heavy to keep open and consciousness escaped him.
There isn't a lot that can be said with what comes next. Teddy wakes up, groggy and sore, and so confused. He'd been in his apartment with Tommy. They'd been talking. And then... A smell? It was weird. Gas attacks didn't tend to do much to Skrull, yet here he was, waking up in a strange place. Clearly he'd been knocked out.
It wasn't a very large place, and the walls and floor had that sterile, hospital feel. There were walls that might be some sort of glass, but mostly there as no getting through them, no matter how much Teddy pounded on them. Eventually he surrendered and after pacing the limits of their jail, he made his way to Tommy, reaching out to shake his shoulder.
There was one large, square bunk and Tommy was curled up on top of it, still unconscious. He was pale and his breathing was shallow but steady. Tommy still being out after this long, even just long enough for Teddy to have paced that much, was unheard of, but he didn't stir.
Even when Teddy came over to shake him, Tommy didn't react at first, body limp. But finally he started to blink awake, bleary and confused looking, eyes a little unfocused. "Teddy?" He said finally, thick-tongued sounding.
They'd been at Teddy's place, hadn't they? They were talking and then ... it came back to Tommy slowly and he bolted upright - slow by his standards, but fast enough that his head swam a little anyway. "Where are we?"
"Captured," Teddy answers, sitting on the edge of the bunk and putting a hand on Tommy's shoulder. "Can't punch my way out. Figured you could try blowing out a wall. But you clearly need to rest."
Clearly Teddy's body was recovering from the gas faster. Must be the Skrull biology. Bet their captors hadn't expected that.
Tommy groaned, leaning into Teddy. "I'm fine. Whatever shit they used must have been speedster graded." He still sounded a little slow for Tommy, but he was waking back up. "Gimme a minute and I'll go bust the wall and we can run for it. You get a look atwhere they took us? Pretty sure they weren't human, or at least didn't look it, I saw that before I passed out."
"No looks. I think I was out before you," Teddy sighs, fingers going through his hair. Fingers of his free hand, at least. His other hand? Still on Tommy.
Of course, aliens complicates things, doesn't it?
"I swear if I'd known I was going to get attacked by aliens, I wouldn't have invited you over. And I'm fine."
Tommy leaned into the touch, not really noticing how he pressed into the light contact. He snorted. "I didn't think you'd lure me into an alien trap, Ted. And if I knew aliens were coming for you, I'd have come over to try to help anyway."
He stood up finally, feeling a faint sense of unease that had nothing to do with being kidnapped by aliens and more to do with being out of Teddy's reach, though he couldn't pinpoint it.
"Ready?" he asked. He lifted his hands, concentrating on blowing the wall to hell ...
and just blew himself back across the room, landing almost against the opposite wall, on his ass, the explosion half absorbed by whatever the room was made of, and half rebounded onto Tommy, who looked more dazed than hurt. "Shit," he muttered, rubbing at his chest.
Tommy's head was swimming a bit and his joints ached. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't comfortable. He relaxed just an unnoticed fraction when Teddy's arm frowned on his shoulder. "FuckifIknow," he said, pushed together but half mumbled.
Whatever it was, they'd clearly built this place with the idea of keeping both of them in. Either that or it was just built to keep ANYONE in. Tommy didn't know which was worse.
He pushed himself to his feet, letting Teddy help him and then leaning up against him, taking a new look around with assessing eyes. There was no door he could see. There had to be a way the panels opened, unless they'd built the thing around them and then planned to just leave them to die. Tommy doubted it - way too much fucking trouble to get them for that. So there had to be a way they were going to get food and water in and out, maybe come in and out themselves. "Guess we wait. See how they come in, watch for weaknesses," he said quietly.
Not Tommy's favorite thing. Neither was being locked in anywhere. It wasn't something he'd ever wanted to be stuck doing again.
"Teleporter?" Teddy suggested, as if he knew part of where Tommy's thoughts had gone. And really, if things were all Star Trek'd in, then what were the chances that they could jump anyone? But it was important, was it not, to hold on to hop.
"Maybe they'll come talk to us now that we're awake? Now way they can't know, right?""
"Yeah, maybe. Or the panels are some kinda energy thing," Tommy said, sighing. What the fuck did he know? "They're not gonna nab us just to let us die in a box."
Tommy pushed off from Teddy again, same prickle of uneasiness going through him as he stalked the perimeter of the cell. He didn't find anything and just gravitated back toward Teddy, shoulder against his. "They've gotta have alarms or cameras or something to let 'em know. Unless they don't want anything from us and just grabbed us 'cause they want something from somebody else." Billy, maybe.
No, Teddy was NOT cool with the idea of people using them to get to Billy. But of course, Tommy wouldn't be cool with that either. Still, he's nervous. Beyond nervous. TO the point where it really makes sense that his arm settles around Tommy's waist. To hold him close.
"We'll figure a way out. We're really good at this."
Tommy was nervous too. How could you not be, under the circumstances? But the arm around him still would have struck Tommy strange, or it should have. He was someone who liked being touched, but not a lot of people did regularly, so someone putting their arm around him should have caught his attention as unusual. But it just felt natural, put him more at ease, and he leaned his lean weight into Teddy's more sturdy strength.
"Yeah. Justdon'tlikeit. Why us? And what the fuck kinda cell is this? More like an observation room or something, right?" Tommy said.
"Convenience? Sinister plots over the throne of the Skrull. Maybe they just want to talk comics?" All terrible ideas for why they would be taken. But Teddy mostly shrugs.
"For now, I guess... it's the place with the bed?"
Tommy snorted. "Yeah. ONE bed. So either they didn't mean to grab us both, or they're too cheap to spring for doubles," he grumbled.
He finally noticed Teddy's arm around him and frowned more, mostly because it was odd that he hadn't noticed until now. He pulled away, going to drop down and sit on the bed, immediately rubbing at his stomach, not realizing he did that, either.
It would have been easier probably to just put a power dampener on Tommy than put him in a cell with walls he couldn't blast. That they hadn't meant maybe they just had these on tap for anyone? That bugged Tommy more for some reason. Why would they just need to have them available? Or maybe he was overthinking it.
Overthinking it? Probably not. There was something weird going on here. Like how Teddy almost immediately sat down beside Tommy, their legs definitely touching. They hadn't sat nearly this close at the apartment.
"Maybe we got abducted as a zoo exhibit by higher alien lifeforms."
And again, Tommy relaxed when Teddy sat next to him and touched him, even slipped his hand into Teddy's without thought.
He snorted. "Shitty zoo. One animal'll runaround too fast to see just to fuck with 'em, the other one'll turn into the most boring looking accountant just so they don't get their money's worth."
Tommy tipped his head back, sighing, studying the ceiling. Made of the same shit, it looked like. No help there.
"Wow, you really think I should be an accountant?" Teddy asks, and he moves to lay back on the bed, trying to pull Tommy down with him. "I think I'd go sadder. Maybe a tired old dog."
"But people like dogs. Maybe be a lawyer. People don't like those." Tommy went back with Teddy, sighing restlessly. The bed was weirdly comfortable, not too soft but not hard either, and it felt warm without being hot, even cuddled up against Teddy's side as he was.
Wait.
Tommy frowned again. It wasn't like Teddy to touch him this much. But they weren't USUALLY kidnapped, either. So maybe he was just scared and missing Billy. Tommy felt better too, like this, he admitted to himself. So he just stayed, even if he was a little aware of it now, Teddy pressed up against his side, their hands still together.
For him it's... like being with Billy. The touches are all unconsciously ones he would give Billy, and he loses himself in them. The comfort. The ease. And yet, there's another comfort here. Another ease. Which in this case is the fact that it's Tommy. Talking to Tommy is easier.
"I don't know. I loved to see sharks when I was at the aquarium. And there isn't enough water."
Tommy hasn't had that, so there's nothing about it that SHOULD be natural, but it just seems to feel easy. Or necessary, maybe. Which makes him uneasy in and of itself. He's not sure what about it is bugging him. It's Teddy, it's not like Teddy would ever grope him or anything - he's not Billy. But Teddy's just never done this.
He still didn't say anything though. "You're doing this wrong, Ted. You're supposed to be a rotten exhibit. Sharkswouldbe cool."
let's play how far into a conversation can they get before teddy realizes he's groping tommy?
"I'm just terrible at this being boring thing, I guess. Suppose we'll have to find another way to be a terrible exhibit."
As he says this he's rolling on his side to look at Tommy better. And since his hand needs somewhere to go now, it settles on Tommy's hip, thumb brushing back and forth thoughtlessly.
"You are. Be more of a boring asshole, Ted," Tommy said with a smirk.
And then shut his eyes as Teddy rolled closer, his hand on Tommy's hip, thumb stroking. Because ... yeah people definitely didn't touch him like that unless they were sleeping together. And Teddy didn't touch him like that. And the stroking thumb and Teddy's face that close, body all warm along Tommy's and bed comfortable beneath him, Tommy had to fight down an urge to reach for him and pull him in to kiss him.
Which was ... it was bullshit. Yeah he was an asshole but he wasn't the try to steal your brother's boyfriend asshole. And even if he was, they were fucking kidnapped in an alien cell. It didn't make any sense. "Uh," he said. "We could just try looking like shit ... speaking of which, where are we even supposed to piss?"
a race to see who realizes they're mid-hand job first while talking about zoos
"Well, you're already the ass, so I guess I can only be boring. And how are you going to be more boring? I don't think it's possible."
Of course he's not noticing Tommy's absolute dread with what is going on. After all, Teddy's nose is better. The pheromones subtly lacing the air? He is overly vulnerable to them. The way he's just desperate to touch? His brain just justifies that as fear and loneliness and already being tactile. So he's just being him.
"I'm better there's a bathroom closet around somewhere. No way a room this spotless is meant for people just going anywhere in."
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Do you even know where he is? Because I don't.
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He started to say that and then stopped, some sense warning him. But when he recognized the sound of someone too-close and went to get up and race to confront them, he found that his legs went right back out from under him. An odd smell hit his nose. Gas his brain told him. Something that knocked him out, since he was fighting for consciousness already, saw Teddy starting to slump too. Tommy was super powered and had speed. Most gases like this didn't hit him at all, or if it did, it didn't last for longer than a few seconds. But he didn't feel anything coming back, breathing labored and strange. "Ted," he managed to say, apologetic and croaked. He was fast - he should have been faster than whatever the fuck this was.
As he started to black out, Tommy saw figures moving in, large and vaguely humanoid, but definitely not human, some kind of field of interference keeping Tommy from even making out their exact features. He was stopped from even trying as his eyes got too heavy to keep open and consciousness escaped him.
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It wasn't a very large place, and the walls and floor had that sterile, hospital feel. There were walls that might be some sort of glass, but mostly there as no getting through them, no matter how much Teddy pounded on them. Eventually he surrendered and after pacing the limits of their jail, he made his way to Tommy, reaching out to shake his shoulder.
"Hey, you gotta wake up."
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Even when Teddy came over to shake him, Tommy didn't react at first, body limp. But finally he started to blink awake, bleary and confused looking, eyes a little unfocused. "Teddy?" He said finally, thick-tongued sounding.
They'd been at Teddy's place, hadn't they? They were talking and then ... it came back to Tommy slowly and he bolted upright - slow by his standards, but fast enough that his head swam a little anyway. "Where are we?"
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Clearly Teddy's body was recovering from the gas faster. Must be the Skrull biology. Bet their captors hadn't expected that.
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He turned his head to look at Teddy. "You okay?"
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Of course, aliens complicates things, doesn't it?
"I swear if I'd known I was going to get attacked by aliens, I wouldn't have invited you over. And I'm fine."
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He stood up finally, feeling a faint sense of unease that had nothing to do with being kidnapped by aliens and more to do with being out of Teddy's reach, though he couldn't pinpoint it.
"Ready?" he asked. He lifted his hands, concentrating on blowing the wall to hell ...
and just blew himself back across the room, landing almost against the opposite wall, on his ass, the explosion half absorbed by whatever the room was made of, and half rebounded onto Tommy, who looked more dazed than hurt. "Shit," he muttered, rubbing at his chest.
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"You okay? I've... never seen that happen. What could even do that? Vibranium maybe?"
Or some sort of energy barrier in the wall? Dammit, how did they make so perfect a trap?"
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Whatever it was, they'd clearly built this place with the idea of keeping both of them in. Either that or it was just built to keep ANYONE in. Tommy didn't know which was worse.
He pushed himself to his feet, letting Teddy help him and then leaning up against him, taking a new look around with assessing eyes. There was no door he could see. There had to be a way the panels opened, unless they'd built the thing around them and then planned to just leave them to die. Tommy doubted it - way too much fucking trouble to get them for that. So there had to be a way they were going to get food and water in and out, maybe come in and out themselves. "Guess we wait. See how they come in, watch for weaknesses," he said quietly.
Not Tommy's favorite thing. Neither was being locked in anywhere. It wasn't something he'd ever wanted to be stuck doing again.
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"Maybe they'll come talk to us now that we're awake? Now way they can't know, right?""
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Tommy pushed off from Teddy again, same prickle of uneasiness going through him as he stalked the perimeter of the cell. He didn't find anything and just gravitated back toward Teddy, shoulder against his. "They've gotta have alarms or cameras or something to let 'em know. Unless they don't want anything from us and just grabbed us 'cause they want something from somebody else." Billy, maybe.
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"We'll figure a way out. We're really good at this."
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"Yeah. Justdon'tlikeit. Why us? And what the fuck kinda cell is this? More like an observation room or something, right?" Tommy said.
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"For now, I guess... it's the place with the bed?"
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He finally noticed Teddy's arm around him and frowned more, mostly because it was odd that he hadn't noticed until now. He pulled away, going to drop down and sit on the bed, immediately rubbing at his stomach, not realizing he did that, either.
It would have been easier probably to just put a power dampener on Tommy than put him in a cell with walls he couldn't blast. That they hadn't meant maybe they just had these on tap for anyone? That bugged Tommy more for some reason. Why would they just need to have them available? Or maybe he was overthinking it.
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"Maybe we got abducted as a zoo exhibit by higher alien lifeforms."
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He snorted. "Shitty zoo. One animal'll runaround too fast to see just to fuck with 'em, the other one'll turn into the most boring looking accountant just so they don't get their money's worth."
Tommy tipped his head back, sighing, studying the ceiling. Made of the same shit, it looked like. No help there.
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Wait.
Tommy frowned again. It wasn't like Teddy to touch him this much. But they weren't USUALLY kidnapped, either. So maybe he was just scared and missing Billy. Tommy felt better too, like this, he admitted to himself. So he just stayed, even if he was a little aware of it now, Teddy pressed up against his side, their hands still together.
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"I don't know. I loved to see sharks when I was at the aquarium. And there isn't enough water."
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He still didn't say anything though. "You're doing this wrong, Ted. You're supposed to be a rotten exhibit. Sharkswouldbe cool."
let's play how far into a conversation can they get before teddy realizes he's groping tommy?
As he says this he's rolling on his side to look at Tommy better. And since his hand needs somewhere to go now, it settles on Tommy's hip, thumb brushing back and forth thoughtlessly.
lol. Or how long Tommy just lets it happen.
And then shut his eyes as Teddy rolled closer, his hand on Tommy's hip, thumb stroking. Because ... yeah people definitely didn't touch him like that unless they were sleeping together. And Teddy didn't touch him like that. And the stroking thumb and Teddy's face that close, body all warm along Tommy's and bed comfortable beneath him, Tommy had to fight down an urge to reach for him and pull him in to kiss him.
Which was ... it was bullshit. Yeah he was an asshole but he wasn't the try to steal your brother's boyfriend asshole. And even if he was, they were fucking kidnapped in an alien cell. It didn't make any sense. "Uh," he said. "We could just try looking like shit ... speaking of which, where are we even supposed to piss?"
a race to see who realizes they're mid-hand job first while talking about zoos
Of course he's not noticing Tommy's absolute dread with what is going on. After all, Teddy's nose is better. The pheromones subtly lacing the air? He is overly vulnerable to them. The way he's just desperate to touch? His brain just justifies that as fear and loneliness and already being tactile. So he's just being him.
"I'm better there's a bathroom closet around somewhere. No way a room this spotless is meant for people just going anywhere in."
lol!
nope, apparently tommy caught it. Brakes. They were applied
the voice of reason everyone, Tommy.
That seems fake
So rude. Tommy is the Most Responsible.
Sure he is
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there are literally no icons for this
The comics didn't cover "trying to genderswap for a partner who doesn't need it during sex pollen?"
Comics didn't cover Teddy as a girl
You don't say!
But they DO cover him as Thor and Mr. Fantastic and SpiderMan. Geez.
Priorities. Though I did like in Avac Academy when Teddy would walk around imitating Fury or Loki
fair
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been thinking about this today and plotting
Oh? What'd you come up with?
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if you aren't okay with this lmk and I'll change it
Fine with me, he'll have to come for him later
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